Holy Smokes
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Holy Smokes
Location: Townsend TN
Accommodations: 2 Bedroom, 2 Bath (Sleeps 5)
Located at the owners entrance to Laurel Valley, Holy Smokes is convenient to find and easy to access. Concrete roads make it easy to access the cabin with all types of vehicles including motorcycles. There is enough parking for 6 vehicles on gravel in front of the cabin. ABSOLUTELY NO TRAILERS ALLOWED ON PROPERTY.
Venture a little further and you will find an open concept living area with a fully equipped kitchen, dining table, and living area. The high ceilings and big screen TV add to the luxuriousness of the living space. The living room also features a gas fireplace to add coziness.
Holy Smokes offers two bedrooms. The master has an ensuite bathroom with a tub shower and lots of storage space. The bed is queen size with storage space underneath for clothing and linens. The 2nd bedroom has a built in bunk bed set. The bottom bunk has a full size bed with a TV at the feet. Above the full bed is an enclosed twin side bed great for a child. It is a really fun place to stay. The is a full 2nd bathroom off of the living area as well. PLEASE NOTE THAT BOTH THE MASTER QUEEN BED & FULL BED ARE LIFTED AND MAY BE HARD FOR THOSE OLDER OR DISABLED PERSONS TO ACCESS THEM.
Outside of Holy Smokes, you will find a large deck with outdoor dining. There is a park grill for you to use to cook steaks or burgers. Guests are also welcome to use our outdoor fire pit to roast marsh mellows and spend time around the fire. The fenced in yard is great for those with children who want to play outside. Down the hill, behind the cabin, you will find a small creek and trail where bigger kids explore and roam without getting far from the cabin.
RENTING THIS CABIN INCLUDES THE PRIVILEGE OF USING THE SEASONAL SWIMMING POOL AND YEAR ROUND FITNESS CENTER AT THE COUNTRY CLUB, WILD LAUREL.
FOR OUR PET FRIENDLY VISITORS:
PETS MUST BE APPROVED BY MANAGEMENT PRIOR TO RESERVATION. We reserve the right to refuse any pet at any time. We would like for you and your family (including the four legged members) to have the best vacation ever and appreciate your willingness to abide by these guidelines.
*We only accept dogs, no cats allowed. We only accept 2 pets per reservation.
*We charge a $70.00 per pet fee which is not refundable.
*Your dog must be on a flea maintenance program. (Like Frontline, Advantage, etc.)
*Your dog must be crated while left in the cabin alone.
*Your dog must not get on our furniture. If we find pet hair on our furniture upon your departure, you will be charged $10.00 per each quilt/comforter/sofa that must be cleaned to remove dog hair.
*If your dog damages our vacation home in any way, ie, urine on the carpet/floor, chewed furniture/walls/doors or molding, you will be held responsible for the damage repair costs.
*Your dog must be leashed when on the outside of the cabin. This is for the safety of your dog as there may be other animals in the area that could harm your beloved pet.
PLEASE NOTE - Holy Smokies has Xfinity cable on the living room TV only. The other TV, in the small bedroom, is a smart TV where you can log in to your favorite services with your own account.
IMPORTANT: Out of respect for the holidays and our employees, we do NOT allow ANY check in or outs on Thanksgiving Day or Christmas Day
Check-In:
CONTACTLESS CHECK-IN
*3pm - there is NO check-in office, you go straight to the cabin
Check-Out:
*10am - Please follow our check out guidelines.
Fireplaces:
*On During: October 1st - April 1st
Common Concerns:
*Road Conditions: Some of our cabins are on steep, narrow, curvy, mountain roads. If you are concerned about road conditions to get to a cabin, please feel free to ask us! None of our cabins require a 4 wheel drive under normal weather conditions but some do in inclement weather.
*TV & WiFi: We do have TV's and WiFi in most all of our cabins. There are times when heavy cloud cover, weather systems, mountains, or trees will cause problems with the signals. We always want our guests to have the comforts they want on vacation, but there are times we cannot control this problem.
*Pests & Wildlife: Here in the Smoky Mountains, we have lots of native bugs and wildlife. All of our cabins are treated for pests, but there are times you will find bugs or even have trouble with bugs. Please let us know if they are causing trouble, we will handle it as quickly and efficiently as possible. Please never feed, taunt or approach any wildlife. This is their home and we are the visitors.
Cancellation Policy:
*$50 cancellation fee
*Before 30 days - you will get all of your money back (-$50)
*Within 30 days - whatever dates we can rebook, this is the amount that we will refund back (-$50). Example: if you had 5 nights & we rebooked 4 nights = you will be refunded 4 night+tax+cleaning fee
Venture a little further and you will find an open concept living area with a fully equipped kitchen, dining table, and living area. The high ceilings and big screen TV add to the luxuriousness of the living space. The living room also features a gas fireplace to add coziness.
Holy Smokes offers two bedrooms. The master has an ensuite bathroom with a tub shower and lots of storage space. The bed is queen size with storage space underneath for clothing and linens. The 2nd bedroom has a built in bunk bed set. The bottom bunk has a full size bed with a TV at the feet. Above the full bed is an enclosed twin side bed great for a child. It is a really fun place to stay. The is a full 2nd bathroom off of the living area as well. PLEASE NOTE THAT BOTH THE MASTER QUEEN BED & FULL BED ARE LIFTED AND MAY BE HARD FOR THOSE OLDER OR DISABLED PERSONS TO ACCESS THEM.
Outside of Holy Smokes, you will find a large deck with outdoor dining. There is a park grill for you to use to cook steaks or burgers. Guests are also welcome to use our outdoor fire pit to roast marsh mellows and spend time around the fire. The fenced in yard is great for those with children who want to play outside. Down the hill, behind the cabin, you will find a small creek and trail where bigger kids explore and roam without getting far from the cabin.
RENTING THIS CABIN INCLUDES THE PRIVILEGE OF USING THE SEASONAL SWIMMING POOL AND YEAR ROUND FITNESS CENTER AT THE COUNTRY CLUB, WILD LAUREL.
FOR OUR PET FRIENDLY VISITORS:
PETS MUST BE APPROVED BY MANAGEMENT PRIOR TO RESERVATION. We reserve the right to refuse any pet at any time. We would like for you and your family (including the four legged members) to have the best vacation ever and appreciate your willingness to abide by these guidelines.
*We only accept dogs, no cats allowed. We only accept 2 pets per reservation.
*We charge a $70.00 per pet fee which is not refundable.
*Your dog must be on a flea maintenance program. (Like Frontline, Advantage, etc.)
*Your dog must be crated while left in the cabin alone.
*Your dog must not get on our furniture. If we find pet hair on our furniture upon your departure, you will be charged $10.00 per each quilt/comforter/sofa that must be cleaned to remove dog hair.
*If your dog damages our vacation home in any way, ie, urine on the carpet/floor, chewed furniture/walls/doors or molding, you will be held responsible for the damage repair costs.
*Your dog must be leashed when on the outside of the cabin. This is for the safety of your dog as there may be other animals in the area that could harm your beloved pet.
PLEASE NOTE - Holy Smokies has Xfinity cable on the living room TV only. The other TV, in the small bedroom, is a smart TV where you can log in to your favorite services with your own account.
IMPORTANT: Out of respect for the holidays and our employees, we do NOT allow ANY check in or outs on Thanksgiving Day or Christmas Day
Check-In:
CONTACTLESS CHECK-IN
*3pm - there is NO check-in office, you go straight to the cabin
Check-Out:
*10am - Please follow our check out guidelines.
Fireplaces:
*On During: October 1st - April 1st
Common Concerns:
*Road Conditions: Some of our cabins are on steep, narrow, curvy, mountain roads. If you are concerned about road conditions to get to a cabin, please feel free to ask us! None of our cabins require a 4 wheel drive under normal weather conditions but some do in inclement weather.
*TV & WiFi: We do have TV's and WiFi in most all of our cabins. There are times when heavy cloud cover, weather systems, mountains, or trees will cause problems with the signals. We always want our guests to have the comforts they want on vacation, but there are times we cannot control this problem.
*Pests & Wildlife: Here in the Smoky Mountains, we have lots of native bugs and wildlife. All of our cabins are treated for pests, but there are times you will find bugs or even have trouble with bugs. Please let us know if they are causing trouble, we will handle it as quickly and efficiently as possible. Please never feed, taunt or approach any wildlife. This is their home and we are the visitors.
Cancellation Policy:
*$50 cancellation fee
*Before 30 days - you will get all of your money back (-$50)
*Within 30 days - whatever dates we can rebook, this is the amount that we will refund back (-$50). Example: if you had 5 nights & we rebooked 4 nights = you will be refunded 4 night+tax+cleaning fee
Availability and Online Booking
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Features
- Pet Friendly
- Area: Just outside National Park
- Square Feet (850)
- # of Steps (2)
- Air Conditioning
- Grill - Charcoal
- Non-Smoking
- Washer
- Wireless Internet
- Mountain
- Celing Fans (2)
- Deck (1)
- Microwave Oven
- Oven
- Pool Access
- Stove
- Toaster
- Fireplace - gas (1)
- Outdoor Dining table
- Fire Pit
- Motorcycle Friendly
- Coffee Maker - Standard
- Dryer
- Blender
- Heating
- TV w/ YouTube TV
- Smoke Detector
Reviews
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Amy Atchison - 3/11/2023
Very responsive, great office & maintenance staff. Cabin was spotless & exactly as pictured. -
Virginia Bishop - 1/30/2023
Awesome cabin for a quick weekend getaway. The cabin was SO clean and comfortable. We loved the fenced in yard for our fur baby. It was large enough for us to play fetch and not worry about her running out in the street. My Mother in law was with us and the bed was a bit too high for her but we made it work. We will definitely stay here again. -
Kelly LeBlanc - 1/2/2023
Wonderful cabin with everything you need to feel like home! -
Jorden Smoot - 12/11/2022
The cabin was extremely clean and welcoming. The staff was very amiable and always ready to help! We had a great stay and definitely will recommend this cabin to others. -
Kim Hill - 12/10/2022
Love this cabin it was one of the cleanest cabins we ever stayed in. We love Cades cove and it only took 15 minutes to get there awesome!! And our pets loved the fenced in yard. No crazy scary roads to get to the cabin and it was only 5 minutes off of the parkway. No sitting in traffic in town ! Townsend is so peaceful and so was our cabin. -
Belinda Kelley - 12/1/2022
We really enjoyed the cabin and the yard was perfect for the pups! -
Dana Weeks - 11/27/2022
Nice. Quiet. Perfect views. Clean cabin. Had everything we needed to cook Thanksgiving meal. Will return. -
Kitty Farr - 10/24/2022
This cabin was by far our favorite in years, it was so clean, and comfortable! We will use Smokey Mountain cabins for all our visits -
Jeremy Estes - 10/22/2022
We really enjoy this cabin. It is very dog friendly which is very important to me. -
James Barkley - 9/30/2022
Beautiful location. Everything we needed including peace and quiet. The fenced in yard was a plus for our fur baby. Didn’t want to leave! -
Tim Broadbent - 9/12/2022
We had issues with log in for the TV during our stay. Not a biggie but wanted to let you know. Nice cabin and we enjoyed our stay. Stay safe. -
Jamie Jensen - 9/2/2022
Had a great time. Finally a pleasure trip. Cabin was great. Gunner the Rottweiler loved the fenced yard. Will rent this cabin again. -
Lynn Brown - 8/27/2022
Very nice. Clean. Beautiful view. Loved the kitchen and fenced yard. Great location. We really enjoyed our stay -
Michael Wilbanks - 7/28/2022
Love this place! -
Elizabeth Welch - 7/11/2022
Far more spacious than we anticipated in a wonderfully quiet location. Kitchen was well equipped and furnishings were very comfortable. -
Monica Butler - 7/3/2022
Beautiful cabin, great experience. Had everything we needed for more than a week! Can’t wait to book again!! -
Meagan Rogers - 6/27/2022
We had the most amazing long weekend at this cabin. My 2 year old absolutely loved running around the fenced in yard playing. We got to see a bear our very first night there. The beds were comfortable and the cabin was so cute. -
Anita Hawk - 6/14/2022
Celebrating our 40th wedding anniversary by staying at “Holy Smokes” cabin and exploring The Great Smoky Mountains was awesome! After a day of sight seeing it was great to come back to this cozy cabin to relax. One day we went to Cades Cove and drove The Rich Mountain Road back to Townsend. Awesome views, scenery and we did see a bear too! Loved it and can’t wait to come back! -
Linda Smiley - 5/20/2022
We had an amazing time. We celebrated my 58th birthday. We definitely will be hack. The dogs enjoyed the fenced in yard and so did we. -
Becki Gossage - 5/19/2022
Loved the Cabin, very clean, and location for us was great. Enjoyed wine time on the deck, even saw 3 bears walking through the wooded area across the road. Thank you. We will be back! -
Darren Corbin - 5/18/2022
Breath-taking beauty all the way around. The cabin was perfect and the views were amazing. I loved the peacefulness this cabin and the area had. Everything was clean. Plenty of space. Will want to come back. -
Mark Crowley - 3/19/2022
Love this cabin! Perfect for us, our two kids, and a grandma! Decor is perfect, beds are comfy, plenty of room, lots of hot water.. perfect! -
Karen - 3/10/2022
A charming and well located place! Very quiet and close to the Townsend Y and Caves Code. There was a lovely deck, fenced in yard for or little dog, and a lovely fire pit (sadly it rained so we didn’t get to try this out). Kids would love the “bunk beds” in the second room I bet! -
Dana Wilson - 2/20/2022
-Beautiful area near Maryville -easy to find -great communication -extremely clean -
Kim Cox - 12/5/2021
Amazing views, quiet, very clean, well stocked, nice linens and towels, comfy bed and couches, loved the decor and details, showers were great, fire pit, lovely deck, enjoyed fireplaces in bedrooms, great communication , easy to rent -
Teresa Darr - 11/29/2021
Cabin was perfectly adorable and the Christmas tree was a delightful surprise. The cabin was easy to heat and the appliances worked perfectly. -
Kara Miller - 9/13/2021
Absolutely charming! And incredible place that was clean and decorated in the cutest way with all the details. -
John Millhouse - 8/16/2021
The cabin was pristine and the views great. We loved the location near Townsend and the National Park. We also enjoyed the fire pit and deck. It was a great stay. Thank you! -
Douglas Graham - 6/4/2021
We love the decorations. -
Jeremy Estes - 5/29/2021
We really enjoyed this cabin. It allowed us to take our Corgi with us for the first time and was very dog friendly with the fenced yard. -
Susan Durham - 5/16/2021
Holy Smokes is a great little cabin with an extremely convenient location to everything. Terrific outdoor spaces for those times when you are "staying in ". I have been staying with Smoky Cabins for years and always have a great stay. -
Tanna Deal - 5/5/2021
One of the nicest cabins we've ever stayed in! This cabin had everything we could want! We thoroughly enjoyed getting to bring our little fur baby with us. We will definitely book with Smoky Cabin Rentals again. They were so helpful and friendly. -
Kelly Holler - 4/11/2021
It was a wonderful cabin!! Just as pictured, spotless clean, great view, and conveniently located in Townsend. -
Jowanda Ball - 3/14/2021
The cabin was great. It was comfy and cozy and was equipped with the right kitchen equipment. It was perfect for our last minute family getaway.
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